Mr. Johnson and Johnson of the Acuvue Dept.
I opened my last pair of contact lenses this morning, and to my extreme annoyance, the right lens was torn. WHY? WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, MR JOHNSON AND JOHNSON? So i'm going to have to wear my glasses for the next ten days. Oh the unglamness. I just realised that they make my face acorn-shaped. I dont know if thats good or bad. But i'm awfully disgruntled with this sudden turn of events, anyhow. Excuse me, i want to complain!!!
Cai: No you dont. Why do you say that?
Cai: No you dont. Why do you say that?
2 Comments:
Mr Johnson and Johnson is good la. Im using them too, and its good. Just that it tears sometimes. haha. Maybe the fault is with the owner of the contacts, not the contacts! =)
Verayangmehmeh, have you ever thought of being a writer? Then your books can be sold on the shelves next to Tolkien's books. Haha ... But seriously, if you do ever write a book, I'll be the 1st one in line to get a copy of it! =D
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