Stop Snowing! Stop Snowing NOW!

It was cold and windy all day and i couldnt feel my face when i was outside. Then it starting snowing again in the afternoon, which spells more ice on the road later (so we'll see people do sudden, funny little dances on the path and then walk away embarrassedly). Why? Why dont they sprinkle salt on the sidewalks instead of sand? Isnt making the ice melt better than having a sea of muddy smush? Huh? Why? I'm very tense now after being shot at by the wind with millions of ice pellets decending from on high. I could hear them hurling themselves against the hood of my coat, trying to get to me to destroy my brains. Haha but i made it home, and slammed the door in their faces! I'm all safe now, sitting in front of the computer typing this and eating my dinner. Although the pork has become bagua from being put in the microwave, i shall turn on my Christmas lights and be happy.