Things I Detest.
SPOTS
Whether it's a polka-dot skirt or little off-white blobs of bacteria colonies in a petri dish or a spotty rash, the sight of spots turns my stomach cold while my face twists into a grimace. Especially if theyre small and close together. Or red. Or white on a dark background. Or has spots on the spots *shudder*. Or growing on something living. Or worse of all... moving.
HOODIES
Those fuzzy sacks with holes are not cool. I dont care if everyone's wearing them. Or if the supa-happenin' dawgs down in the 'hood wear them with the bling to rap about da sexy 'hos. Or if the university orders them in bulk with its name emblazoned across the front so that they can steal $60 from suckers at the book store. They are unflatteringly shapeless. They make you look like you came out of the gym without changing clothes and went to class (especially when paired with slacks and white and pink sneakers. halp). I mean, wear them when you have absolutely nothing else to wear, or when you just need to do downstairs for breakfast and dont want to change yet. But, oh man, please dont wear it like it is a fashion statement. You dont look cool or crackalackin' or hip or groovy. You just look like you have no taste whatsoever.
Sorry. I'm very passionate about this extremely meaningful issue.
LOOKING AT DRY LIPS
Moisturise, people! Flaky lips are not sexy.
WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'LIKE' TOO MANY TIMES
"Like, please. It's, like, so cool to say like all the time. It, like, makes me sound so, like... intelligent. Paris Hilton! She's, like, the sexiest biatch, oh my gawd!"
Whether it's a polka-dot skirt or little off-white blobs of bacteria colonies in a petri dish or a spotty rash, the sight of spots turns my stomach cold while my face twists into a grimace. Especially if theyre small and close together. Or red. Or white on a dark background. Or has spots on the spots *shudder*. Or growing on something living. Or worse of all... moving.
HOODIES
Those fuzzy sacks with holes are not cool. I dont care if everyone's wearing them. Or if the supa-happenin' dawgs down in the 'hood wear them with the bling to rap about da sexy 'hos. Or if the university orders them in bulk with its name emblazoned across the front so that they can steal $60 from suckers at the book store. They are unflatteringly shapeless. They make you look like you came out of the gym without changing clothes and went to class (especially when paired with slacks and white and pink sneakers. halp). I mean, wear them when you have absolutely nothing else to wear, or when you just need to do downstairs for breakfast and dont want to change yet. But, oh man, please dont wear it like it is a fashion statement. You dont look cool or crackalackin' or hip or groovy. You just look like you have no taste whatsoever.
Sorry. I'm very passionate about this extremely meaningful issue.
LOOKING AT DRY LIPS
Moisturise, people! Flaky lips are not sexy.
WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'LIKE' TOO MANY TIMES
"Like, please. It's, like, so cool to say like all the time. It, like, makes me sound so, like... intelligent. Paris Hilton! She's, like, the sexiest biatch, oh my gawd!"
posted by THE YANG at 20:03
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