Self-awareness Exercises.

Er: Those are not big pictures on the floor la! They're posters on the wall and the photo is tilted. Hahahahaha I miss you Er!

Jessie: There you go!

Anonimo: Uhm okay. But who are you?

Self-awareness exercise #1
When i'm full of alcohol i dont realise when i fall asleep. I was at a bar yesterday getting properly soaked in vodka, gin and beer, and towards the end i rested my quite alarmingly dizzy head on someone's shoulder and closed my eyes for a bit. I only realised that i had fallen asleep when i woke up because the German guys had stopped talking and the silence that ensued was very loud. And then when i was on the bed, i thought i was quite fully confident of my consciousness until i jerked awake with a scarily full bladder, and had to stumble off to the bathroom. I also quite like beer now.

Self-awareness exercise #2
Taking a 4hour nap that spans from 6pm to 10pm is not a terribly good idea and will slightly, just slightly mess up your sleep schedule so that you're way too wide awake at 1230am in the morning. Also, your head feels like a ton of bricks after, inhibiting any ability to get any work done to make up for the hours squandered.

Self-awareness exercise #3
Rose pearl milk tea with pudding is a bit more than my lactose intolerant guts can handle. I refuse to say more.

Self-awareness #4
I never get hangovers. Or rather, i've never gotten drunk enough to get a hangover.

Self-awareness exercise #5
I'm hungry.