OOH. Long time no blog.

I am addicted to Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Vanilla Fudge Brownie Half-baked Cookie dough Ice Cream. It's a pint of good things. Licklickslurp.

Here's a memo on places to go:
1. London
2. Paris
3. Los Angeles
4. New York City
5. San Francisco
6. Venice
7. Madrid
8. Shanghai
9. Tokyo
10. Carbondale

Doubts about undoubtedness.

It's official. A facelift is underway.

THERE ARE WRINKLES UNDER MY EYES!!!

No la... its just dry. It'll go away. I just want to be a drama queen. That's my goal in life.

Bio was fine. Finer than what it would have been if i didnt wake up early today to last-minute-cram. Last minute crams do work or me. But it wasnt so fine till i know i'm guaranteed an 80%. I dont know. I have doubts about undoubtedness. They have a way of sneaking up on you and hollering "HA! GOTCHA YOU NEHNEH!" So, yah.

OOOH! I SOUND LIKE JASON! No la. Its my depressed state thats all. Its all the work i have piled up and then some. Its weighing down on my mind and squishing everything else out like a rude fat lady on the bus next to you who is trying to take over your seat while still having her butt planted on hers.

My other goal in life is to make it to summer. Only then will i truly come alive.

Ohhhhh Sleepless Niiights.

I have an inherited problem. I am a homozygous dominant for the sleepless-nights-due-to-stress gene. I go to bed nice and early at 12am and what happens? I lie there for (haha i just forgot how to spell 'lie'. I typed 'ly' and stared at it for 3 seconds.) 2 hours thinking of how much i have to study and how on top of things everyone else is, clever people like Jen and Viggi, and oh dear, the feeling of being inflicted with a completely inferior intellect envelops my mind, and i cant think of anything else. And after writhing in torment in my pot of delectable degrading thoughts, my mind drifts onto something else equally uselessly irrelavent. My muscles are tense, and my brow furrowed. Then after a while i realise i'm supposed to be sleeping and i let out the breath i'm holding and uncrease my forehead. But after a while it all happens again, for all of 2 hours. 2 whole hours of precious sleep. I wake up the next morning pleasantly finding that i've missed all my morning classes and the realisation that i better get up soon if i dont want to miss the afternoon ones. So as i struggle out of bed, i can feel my eyebags growing by milliinches, dragging my face in gravity's direction. I might need a face-lift after all this. My eyelids want nothing else but to close and remain shut. Dreading the cold outside and the prospect of cramming for bio, i trudge out into the corridor and head for class.

If i'm a failure at university, back up plan is to set up a coffee house. In Holland Village. This is at present very much a dream as i have not the means nor funds. If not, i just want to find an island in the pacific ocean and set up a bed and breakfast and then devote my life to studying the very interesting fauna which happen to be residing in my island of choice. Although i shall have to get married before that cos i want to get married and the chances of finding a husband on such an island is probably nil.

And so i rant in my state of acute depression.

Oh and you! Yes, you. You dont deserve me.

HeEeeeEEeHHHhhh...

OHH him and his girls! I turn a healthy, vivid shade of moss green every chem class. Oh have mercy on me, God.

WHAHAHHA JASON YOURE DEAD!















The Epitome of Manliness.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Olivia Yang!

1. Some birds use Olivia Yang to orientate themselves during migration!
2. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Olivia Yang had to pay a special Olivia Yang tax.
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Olivia Yang!
4. The liquid inside Olivia Yang can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
5. Olivia Yangolatry is the mindless worship of Olivia Yang.
6. Olivia Yang can use only about ten percent of her brain!
7. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Olivia Yang.
8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Olivia Yang!
9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Olivia Yang as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
10. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Olivia Yang would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vera Yang!

1. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Vera Yang orbiting the Earth.
2. It is impossible to fold Vera Yang more than seven times!
3. Vera Yang can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
4. Over 2000 people have now climbed Vera Yang, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
5. Vera Yang is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
6. If you put a drop of liquor on Vera Yang, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Vera Yang on.
8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Vera Yang.
9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Vera Yang as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
10. Vera Yang will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

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The Pimples From It All

Oh midterm week, how i love thee. The stress you give me, the sleepless nights, and the fiery pimples that emerge from it all.

My physics paper wasnt so hard after all. I got through it without the frantic rush and nervous perspiration that comes from a badly done paper. I hope it comes out alright! 2 minutes before this i was very determinedly mugging for my chem test whose perils unfold this evening at 7pm (incidentally all the way at the other end of campus, ie less time to cram.) I think i've had too much chem now. My brain is woolly and thick as mud so that i proceed very sluggishly through the mock chem test paper. Oh joy. I can hardly stand it when i think of a certain someone mugging harder, longer and more effectively than me! *muttermutter* Cannot cannot... i must do better.

I shall display my stress for all to see:
Thursday (yesterday): Physics test, hand in chem lab, bio lab
Friday: Chem test
Monday: Calculus test, Psych assignment due, Physics assignment due
Saturday: Bio test
Sunday: Chem quiz due
Monday: Psych midterm
Friday: Bio newspaper article

All in chronological order. Yippee.

I will praise You in this storm.