Selection.

It’s about time I fell in love again, I should think. Life is getting too quiet. We need some fun and mess. So please, pick up the gold-edged application forms available from mummy and fill in your name, age, i/c number (for papa’s reference), address, phone number, email add, PSLE, O levels, A levels and all other relevant educational experiences, previous job experiences, CCAs, voluntary work, positions of leadership (eg. President of the Green Club in Pri.6), names and full background of parents, siblings, best friends, ex-girlfriends, pets etc, a full medical report from selected clinics, likes and dislikes, and description of fashion sense. Please submit together with a full length coloured photograph of yourself, and make an appointment for a rigorous interview with the panel of judges which includes, but is not limited to, papa, mum, mei, unc weng, eryiyi, jess, barn, ruth, daiyiyi, popo, gonggong, and mini. Be warned that this will be an intense interrogation and probably a harrowing experience, and so should not be taken lightly. The Power Yeo Pte Ltd will not be responsible for any system breakdown, whether emotional, mental or physical.

Selected candidates will be notified by post and will be required to come down for a training session. After yet another round of selection, in which only 3 shall remain, i will slowly and painfully take my pick.

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See you at the end, suckers!