I am Lab Rat. I Drink Coffee.

Well now. I am going to conduct a small experiment.

Introduction
The subject is a female, 20 years (help!) of age, Wt. 45Kg, Ht. 165cm. This particular subject was picked because of her present predicament and her availability to the lab. This predicament, while widely common among university students is the cause of much stress/grief/bad skin/upset hormonal balance on her part. She is faced with the gargantuan task of cramming for her midterm (not even begun), which requires extensive memorization of miniscule details, many of which are necessary neither for everyday living, nor for future success. Said midterm is taking place in exactly 10 hours. Current time is 10pm, 15 Feb 2007.

Methods
Stay up till almost dead stuffing details into her brain. Sleep at least 3 hours. Drink coffee before midterm.

Results expected
Borderline pass. If lucky.