Tempest.
There is a stormy tempest raging now. Not outside the window, no. It's inside me. And why is that so, you may ask. Why is the usually beautifully calm and mild mannered verayang so riled up on this fair evening?
PMS.
That's the reason. And that's not all! On PMS days, i'm genial when unprovoked. But do i get to be unprovoked today? NO! Firstly i dont get enough sleep the night before so i'm bloody tired, i have a physics test tomorrow which i am NOT ready for, and a bio test the day after, also equally unprepared. So how am i going to prepare properly huh tell me? All i want to do is curl up in mummy's lap so that she can sayang me. But am i home? NO I'M NOT!!! Where am i? IN BLOODY CANADA (which has gotten cold again by the way, after deceptively spring-like weather for three days. we found out in the most obvious way that it was still winter. it snowed). Who likes Canada???!? NOT ME! And what do i get for dinner from commons? Chinese food even thouhg i'm not hungry at all and the people give so much stuff. And wooaahhh... what to i pick? Steamed rice with sweet and sour chicken and chicken balls with sweet and sour sauce. VERA YOU SIAO AH! PREGNANT AH? CHOOSE ALL SOUR FOOD FOR WHAT!? SO HARD TO EAT! But i refuse to blame myself. It's not my fault that my brains are shinking from sourness. I dont know whose fault it is but its not mine! It's the angmohs i tell you! Everything Chinese is sweet and sour right? NO WONDER LA! aha! Blame them! And my soup has what appears to be squishy giant housefly eggs in it. Growl. Why do i persist in wasting time? Everyone has finished studying for a test two days before, but me? I just started! Am i going to blame myself this time? NO I'M NOT! I REFUSE! I went down to get food at 645pm and came back and switched on the computer at 811pm and mummy and papa must have gone to work already because they were not online. And i dont know why but i was so mad. It's not their fault i know. I should have gone online earlier.
But am i going to admit it's my fault?
NO!
I am woman. Hear me roar, bite of your head, chew on it, and spit it out. And then start roaring at someone else.
PMS.
That's the reason. And that's not all! On PMS days, i'm genial when unprovoked. But do i get to be unprovoked today? NO! Firstly i dont get enough sleep the night before so i'm bloody tired, i have a physics test tomorrow which i am NOT ready for, and a bio test the day after, also equally unprepared. So how am i going to prepare properly huh tell me? All i want to do is curl up in mummy's lap so that she can sayang me. But am i home? NO I'M NOT!!! Where am i? IN BLOODY CANADA (which has gotten cold again by the way, after deceptively spring-like weather for three days. we found out in the most obvious way that it was still winter. it snowed). Who likes Canada???!? NOT ME! And what do i get for dinner from commons? Chinese food even thouhg i'm not hungry at all and the people give so much stuff. And wooaahhh... what to i pick? Steamed rice with sweet and sour chicken and chicken balls with sweet and sour sauce. VERA YOU SIAO AH! PREGNANT AH? CHOOSE ALL SOUR FOOD FOR WHAT!? SO HARD TO EAT! But i refuse to blame myself. It's not my fault that my brains are shinking from sourness. I dont know whose fault it is but its not mine! It's the angmohs i tell you! Everything Chinese is sweet and sour right? NO WONDER LA! aha! Blame them! And my soup has what appears to be squishy giant housefly eggs in it. Growl. Why do i persist in wasting time? Everyone has finished studying for a test two days before, but me? I just started! Am i going to blame myself this time? NO I'M NOT! I REFUSE! I went down to get food at 645pm and came back and switched on the computer at 811pm and mummy and papa must have gone to work already because they were not online. And i dont know why but i was so mad. It's not their fault i know. I should have gone online earlier.
But am i going to admit it's my fault?
NO!
I am woman. Hear me roar, bite of your head, chew on it, and spit it out. And then start roaring at someone else.
posted by THE YANG at 16:19
3 Comments:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY YOU'RE SO FUNNY LAH! I BET IF I WAS THERE I WILL START LAUGHING AT YOUR ANGRINESS AND THEN YOU'LL THROW ME INTO THE TOILET BOWL AND START LAUGHING. OKAY QUITE GROSS. BUT YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AND YES I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.. WE HAD A NICE 2-3 WEEKS OF BEEEYOOOOOTIFUL WEATHER AND THEN SUDDENLY GUESS WHAT? IT SNOWS FOR 2 DAYS!! AND THEN NOW IT'S RAINING ALL THE TIME. YEUCH.
Hang in there verayang. its only abt a month away from home.!!
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