Results of Experiment Code #03-h5. Part 01.
The exam turned out to be only moderately frightful. Subject relied almost entirely on her distant memories of lectures and on God's grace and mercy for her plight, admittedly more so on the latter. The experiment did not go quite as planned (see Methods) but because of this the lab has rediscovered something that was quite lost due to the overuse of common sense and such hogwash: the fact that miracles happen.
Experimental complications arose when subject decided to take a short nap before continuing to study. At 1.30am, the subject, being heavy in spirit and in eyelids set her phone alarm for 2.15am with full intention of waking up and studying the finer details of Chapter 6, Phylum Porifera: The Sponges, first among 4 other similarly heavily detailed chapters of invertebrate organisms. Without knowledge of the action of turning off the alarm when it rang at the appointed time, subject slept as though dead waking up only at 3.30am. She sat up druggedly, swayed about for a minute with thoughts of sponges swimming vaguely in her mind, and promptly fell asleep while still sitting up. Finally, she jerked awake again at 7.05am and realised she had stuffed none of the intended material into any brain. She scrambled in a state of high alarm into the bathroom to wash up (ooh that reminds me. she has not brushed her teeth.) and then hurried off to Wesbrook building after snatching up 2 pages of notes on the way out, praying that God would have mercy on her poor soul.
The subject found the exam doable after all, although greatly lamenting her time management or lack thereof. She now has seen evidence of and believes that miracles happen when you ask and if you believe.
She walked pristinely out of the exam room thinking of something a Bean once said to her, "There! That's the fattest guy in Engineering! I tell you, he's damn smelly!" and giggled to herself.
Results expected
Borderline pass. Hallelujah.
Experimental complications arose when subject decided to take a short nap before continuing to study. At 1.30am, the subject, being heavy in spirit and in eyelids set her phone alarm for 2.15am with full intention of waking up and studying the finer details of Chapter 6, Phylum Porifera: The Sponges, first among 4 other similarly heavily detailed chapters of invertebrate organisms. Without knowledge of the action of turning off the alarm when it rang at the appointed time, subject slept as though dead waking up only at 3.30am. She sat up druggedly, swayed about for a minute with thoughts of sponges swimming vaguely in her mind, and promptly fell asleep while still sitting up. Finally, she jerked awake again at 7.05am and realised she had stuffed none of the intended material into any brain. She scrambled in a state of high alarm into the bathroom to wash up (ooh that reminds me. she has not brushed her teeth.) and then hurried off to Wesbrook building after snatching up 2 pages of notes on the way out, praying that God would have mercy on her poor soul.
The subject found the exam doable after all, although greatly lamenting her time management or lack thereof. She now has seen evidence of and believes that miracles happen when you ask and if you believe.
She walked pristinely out of the exam room thinking of something a Bean once said to her, "There! That's the fattest guy in Engineering! I tell you, he's damn smelly!" and giggled to herself.
Results expected
Borderline pass. Hallelujah.
posted by THE YANG at 09:48
4 Comments:
haha silly vera. all the best k? you should be done soon with your mid-terms. happy belated vday btw.. and happy cny! =) love you!
you and jessie the same one.. heh..=P
Just like you always tell me, "You will do fine/well one lah". Haha, I shall now say the same thing back to you! You will do fine/well girl!!!
Gong xi fa cai! Don't miss the ba kwas, pineapple tarts too much k. Take care! :)
HAPPY CNY! im stucked at home! cause i got an infection! so funny right! ARE YOU CELBRATING over there??
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