'We become geisha because we have no choice!'

What a imperfectly decadent day, thank you. I know i should be studying etc but what was i doing with the golden hours? ILLUSTRIOUSLY BLOG HOPPING! I feel so annoyed at myself, but look what i'm doing to remedy that!: i'm mildly discussing the situation with myself. I picture myself as a cow staring placidly, chewing cud while standing in front of a pack of famished wolves drooling like cheekopeks.

AIYO HAVE SOME BLOODY DRIVE, VERA WENXIAN YANG!!! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

With no reference whatsoever to the above: I want to be a geisha please! I get to look pretty as a picture, wear marvelous kimono, have perfect make up, etc. I have already practiced doing the geisha walk: small quick mincing steps so as to keep the back of my (imaginary) kimono fluttering. haha. I would also like very much to stop a man in his tracks with a single glance pleasethankyou. Imagine the havoc i would have the power to create. WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! THE PROSPECTS OF IT ALL! I would have such fun watching men trip and fall when i reward them with a glance. What fun, i say! However, the future is bleak since everyone says i look the tender, most unglamourous age of TWELVE. hmph. I am most disgruntled. At least while i'm in Canada la. In Sg i'm normal. Cos either Asians all look very young for their age, or angmohs are overaged. (I believe with utmost conviction that its the latter. Girls from age fifteen to twentyfour ALL look the same cos of all the makeup they slather on.) So HA! I dont look young okay all you white people! You are all overgrown! Anyway if its true that Asians look younger then good for us since we get wrinkly way later than you do. Tbthtbthbthbthbthbthhh!!

Oh and i'm most proud of my Caleb Huang Xun please! He looks so modelish in the following picture:



















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